A Brief Word From Mr. Philosophy
Here at Mr.Philosophy.com, I get a lot of questions. Is there a God? What’s
the meaning of life? Do hedge funds make sense if I have an annual income
of less than $750 K?
But, I gotta tell you, this one kid, Will, I read this here memoir of his, and I think he needs to change his meds.
Do I know if information makes people sick? Do I think capitalism created a virus that’s spread by fast food and mass entertainment?
He failed a couple – OK, every class freshman semester. So? Is that any reason to imagine that a diabolical and absolutely legally incorporated madman is out to destroy human longing for Truth with a revolutionary, and actually not all that bad tasting, fat substitute? Do you pull a D in frosh comp and just take off, with your laptop, on an epic quest? Naomi, Will’s wood-be girlfriend, is a cutie, I’ll give him that. But his sidekick had me wondering if we weren’t all bit better off in a world with desktop models only. A boy should not physically or emotionally bond with a PC. Period.
My advice? Forget questing after the Truth. Sure, there are car chases and babes in bikinis along the way, but you can get all that on the TV. I say, kick back, take your meds, and look into a digital package with one of them satellite companies. They got some real sweet deals, on account of how most shows suck. But, tell ‘em Mr. P. sent you and get another 10% off.
And
if you want the Truth, ask for the Plato channel. It’s kind of grainy
and hard to see, but don’t worry, it’s there.
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